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The Baby Jesus's Crib, Yo

okay, more like the Baby Jesus's crib than you'll ever see

Created on 2003-08-24 16:46:24 (#1278144), last updated 2003-08-24

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Name:	More Like The Baby Jesus Than You
Birthdate:	12-25
Location:	Bethlehem, Israel
Website:	Handbasket RPG

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Yes I was born in a barn, you got a problem with that? Thus my whole fascination for farm animals. Blame that on my dad... hell, blame it *all* on my dad!! When I grow up I want to be a fireman, but dad says I have to die on a stupid cross in the middle of the freaking desert. He's such a bastard! I'll show him. I will learn to walk on water and overcome the laws of physics and then he'll be sorry! Oh yes indeedy. Meanwhile, check out the rack on my mom. She's stacked, isn't she? And they're mine! Mine mine mine!! Alll mine!!!!

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farm animals, hos, lepers, m&ms, magic crack, misleading total morons, projectile vomiting, quantum theory, soiling my diapers, spike/angel slash, spontaneous multiple donkey parties, unicorns, useless bums

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